Feb 25, 2009
TOP TEN SEO PICK-UP LINES
For all you Michigan Twitter-ers out there, Friday is the second Tweetup of 2009. Sounds like a night of mingling, chit chat and ubiquitous merriment. That’s dandy unless you’re socially awkward (like yours truly). To aide my fellow wallflowers, I’ve compiled a list of SEO pickup lines that will surely turn the tide against awkward silences and half mumbled responses.
TOP TEN SEO PICK-UP LINES
10. Let’s go back to my apartment and swap some link juice.
9. Black Hat, White hat, Gray Hat. It’s all the same color in the dark.
8. They don’t call me “Long-Tail” because of my keywords. *wink*
7. Let’s 301 direct back to your place.
6. My spider is all about crawling the deep web.
5. You won’t know that you’re not into SEM until you try it.
4. I’ve got all the right keywords to make your ROI skyrocket.
3. One night with me and I’ll guarantee a high bounce rate.
2. Keep searching for me like that and I’m bound to come up all over your Facebook.
1. “I like being on top.”
Good luck out there.
-bang.
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