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Deliberate, thoughtful design is not easy. I strive to create works that are professional, whether it’s by complying with precise standards or providing the quality clients expect. My style? Throw in two parts minimalist, one part flair, a handful of humor and a dash of cowboy. Blend until smooth.

"You better not close your eyes, because as soon as you do, I'm gonna punch you square in the face!"
- Brennan Huff, Stepbrothers

Finals Means Crunch time…except i’m not in school.

you’re hot then you’re cold, you’re yes then you’re no.

Two Beer Bottles and a Mayonnaise Jar

originally posted from @joannie.

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 Beers.

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him.When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and…

How I learned to stop worrying and love the (google)bomb.

Gleaning a lesson from the brilliant “miserable failure” incident, formulating a link strategy is essential for posting up on the top spot.

I Got This Covered: Protecting Your Cell Phone Screen

I just came into possession of a Shrek Green LG Rumor to use in the interim time until my cell phone service contract expires. Quickly becoming indispensable, it remains a wonderful little device (though a bit sluggish with the menus) to feed my information addiction.

Cell phone screens like mine attract finger and ear prints, forcing me to continuously clean my screen with my shirt with full blown OCD ferocity…

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What started out as a purely web developer / SEO-centric blog has slowly degraded into the odd kitchen drawer of fancies. Now where did i put that sewing kit...

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