have a bandit day

me:so, um, do you IM [your intern] instead of speaking to her?
joannie: er
:no
:she sits behind me
me: if i had an intern
:and he tried to talk to me, i’d just tell him “shhhhh”
:and then make little motions like i was typing on the keyboard
:so that he would only communicate through IM
joannie: omg so means
: DON’T BE SO MEAN
me: and i would have him end every sentence with “if it so pleases you, m’lord.”
joannie: an emoticon?
:hi ian :-D
:how are you? :-D
:I am great :-D
:how annoying it must be :-D
:to see so many smiles :-D
me: you’re fired! :-D
joannie: :-D
:*sob sob :-D
me: pack up your shit and get out :-D
joannie: i am so sad :-D

ah, the life of an intern.

- bang.