About
My name is Ian. If you must know something about me, I have the face of an angel, dance like the devil and will tower over you like a mountain. Some have dared to call me by my whole first name, though local authorities are still baffled about their whereabouts.
Descriptive words like “optimistic”, “caring”, and “pleasant” do not apply to me. I keep those words in a tiny, wooden box in my back pocket where no one can see it. It is a fine box, made of dark stained teak, with decoratively etched woodworking down the front. Would you like to know what else my little dark box holds?
Your utter subjugation. But only if you ask about my dark box again.
In short, I’m an aspiring front-end web developer currently employed at Lee Industrial Contracting and Momentum Integration and my list of experience and qualifications can be found here.
